1. apatheticghost:

    my friends introducing me to people

    image

    (via pomme-jean-bas)

     

  2. ceruleanpineapple:

    why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

    look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via pizza)

     

  3. alittlebitgayandmore:

    Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

    (via elphabaoftheopera)

     

  4. kpoptrollogy:

    proper way to eat pizza

    (via pizza)

     


  5. meowbeastt:

    ask-gallows-callibrator:

    onemultiplefandom:

    toastdurr:

    ironicbaking:

    toastdurr:

    "ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

    image

    i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

    image

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    omg hi

    TWINS

    ok this is really scary is this the parent’s trap 3? 

    HOW COME EVERYONE ON TUMBLR FIND THEIR TWIN

    (via pizza)

     

  6. simplypurkey:

    jazzumon:

    destielkills:

    auntiesnixshipper:

    awkwardteenagenerves:

    discard-and-discover:

    evolve-within:

    disregardwomen:

    When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

    Jesus I envy that relationship. 

    this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

    My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

    i love all of your moms

    When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

    That last story is worth reblogging

    (via pizza)

     

  7. princess-jpeg:

    werewolfau:

    bbybirdbarton:

    jodiamandis:

    lightspeedsound:

    High School Fads, 1944

    Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back

    This ^^^

    I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl

    can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?

    Bow on the back of the head is now the official lesbian signal

    (via pizza)

     

  8. body-of-bugs:

    lindsaychrist:

    the doll test is so sad omfg 

    WHAT THE FUCK!!! This is heart breaking.  

    (via pomme-jean-bas)

     
     

  9. candalalala:

    left-in-the-pit:

    captainarlert:

    therealbarbielifts:

    bergerwithcheese:

    trumpetnista:

    2ndratehandjob:

    lady-dirtbag:

    marchqueen:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

    IT’S BACK

    I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

    I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

    ITS BACK 

    This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

    Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

    What in hell

    this soulds like a Supernatural/Adventure time Crossover

    Hahahahhaah

    (via elphabaoftheopera)

     

  10. captainfluffatun:

    tyleroakley:

    PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie

    SLAY THEM.

    Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible

    (Source: samebeginnings, via pomme-jean-bas)

     

  11. georgiawhiskey:

    penn-ylane:

    stOP it

    Either way the answer is yes

    (via lohanthony)

     


  12. HI TIFFANY YOU NEVER LOGGED OUT SO

    just wanna say thanks for all youve done for me heheh
    thanks for being such a great friend and dealing with all my bs
    and taking care of me whenever I’m sick
    and not judging me (or at least showing it) whenever I’m caught slippin
    love you best friend

     

  13. daysofstorm:

    johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

    blackbirdblade:

    fabulips:

    pixieprincesslittle:

    mrsroot:

    Cordylus cataphractus

    ITS A BABY DRAGON

    baby no don’t eat your tail

    Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

    "I AM SPARKS."

    "I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

    Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

    (via alyssalol)

     

  14. furflesfeellings:

    I’m sorry but this was the best thing ever.

    (via lohanthony)

     

  15. givemeinternet:

    The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

    (via pizza)