1. The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
    2. The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
    3. The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
    4. The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
    5. The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
    6. The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable
    7. The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
    8. The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
     


  1. kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

    (via pizza)

     

  2. (Source: porndirector, via bimmuh)

     
     

  3. airandangels:

    policecars:

    Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

    BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

    (via pizza)

     

  4. pattylomein:

    gallifrey-feels:

    zzazu:

    britney2007spears:

    joebarborak:

    thepurdypurdy:

    THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

    To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

    Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

    In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

    The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

    The people that work there really don’t care.

    u lived in a k-mart

    This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

    you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

    Magical

    (via bbossa)

     

  5. (Source: sizvideos, via bimmuh)

     

  6. (Source: deadlykillerqueen, via pizza)

     

  7. poemsofthequiet:

    homefurever:

    We need help raising funds for our beautiful shepherd puppy with a broken jaw. https://www.youcaring.com/brokenjaw

    Our director received an urgent call today (7/14/14) about an injured German shepherd hiding under coils in the back of a warehouse. She left immediately to help this poor girl.

    We went to our normal vet only to find that she has a dislocated, fractured and infected jaw due to head trauma; most likely hit by a car. She has two teeth missing from her bottom jaw and a possible piece of her jaw missing. She is bleeding from the whites of her eyes and needed to be rushed to OVRS for immediate surgery. Please say a prayer, donate and share our newest rescue.

    For direct donations, please contact Oakland Veterinary Referral Services at (248) 334-6877. Thanks so much to all who have donated so far.

    SIGNAL BOOST: Ok, I know you guys see A LOT of these posts, and I know you scroll past them, I know you probably will but seriously….DON’T DO IT WITH THIS ONE. Just listen to me! this is so important and it is very important that this poor baby gets the surgery she needs immediately!!!!!! there’s not that much time left, she’s only a baby pup and this fundraiser is really important, PLEASE PASS THIS ON!!!!!!! 

    (via bimmuh)

     

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  9. coolscar:

    *every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

    (via pizza)

     


  10. michaelamusic:

    ask-omnipony:

    dontfuckingtoochmeh:

    dead

    please listen to this

    no seriously please listen to this

    (via alvinstittiez)

     

  11. cinemarophobia:

    sshiny-latias:

    senorpacman:

    this chinese bootleg harry potter subtitles are pure gold

    that was fucking beautiful 

    i forgot about all the melons in harry porter

    (via senorpacman)

     
     

  12. gorillamunchies:

    why does this make me feel mad

    (Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via pizza)

     

  13. rudolphofficial:

    is michael cera even a real person?

    (Source: carelessobserver, via pizza)

     


  14. theblueboxiscoming:

    im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

    image
    spiderman dances to the beat

    no matter what song
    ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

    (Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via pizza)